A place to collect all those wonderful phrases that spill forth from my significant other’s mouth.Tumblr (3.0; @shitmyboyfrienddeclares)http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/“By the end if this movie I’m going to be Anne Hathaway in the corner.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/47921788116http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/47921788116Sat, 13 Apr 2013 20:25:59 -0700shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendanne hathawaycorner“I don’t have a spirit animal. I have spirit food. It’s spaghetti.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/44356589111http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/44356589111Fri, 01 Mar 2013 23:37:22 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendspirit animalspirit foodspaghettianimal“If I ever have a clothing company it’s going to be QRML, “Caramel”.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/44082201458http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/44082201458Tue, 26 Feb 2013 12:49:13 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatsfashionclothingcaramel“I’m a man. Men don’t fucking take their dresses off.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43870585258http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43870585258Sat, 23 Feb 2013 21:46:51 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatsdressesmenfuckrupaul“It tastes like a grimer and a muk snowballing a jigglypuff”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43652771195http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43652771195Thu, 21 Feb 2013 09:24:36 -0800shitmyboyfriendsaysboyfriendpokemonsnowballsnowballingcatsmakeoutgoodmorninglaurenceofarabialaurence of my labia“If I don’t get a compliment every five minutes I turn into a raging bitch.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43579723974http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43579723974Wed, 20 Feb 2013 11:15:03 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatsbitchraging bitchcompliment“Sometimes I picture Naomi Campbell sleeping in a meat locker with lots of hanging meat that she can gnaw on”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43579585544http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43579585544Wed, 20 Feb 2013 11:12:40 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatsnaomi campbellmeatmeat locker“Quick, let’s do something annoyingly couply right now…like watch tv.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43105298913http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43105298913Thu, 14 Feb 2013 15:15:14 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatsvalentine's daytv“If you mess with the bull you get it’s dick in your butt. Happy Valen-dick-tine’s Day, valentine.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43092334786http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/43092334786Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:04:23 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendvalentine's daybulldickvalentinecats“You and your fat man titties can’t go anywhere.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/42940973503http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/42940973503Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:54:30 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendman tittiescats“#grandmacatswithguns. It’s real.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/39101741253http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/39101741253Fri, 28 Dec 2012 20:55:42 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatsgrandmagunshashtag“Only a bird would blood shit on my car.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38425112829http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38425112829Thu, 20 Dec 2012 17:02:52 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatsbird poop“What’s the creepiest way to say give me your eyes?”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38353077815http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38353077815Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:41:16 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatseyescreepyim scared“Do you like it when I say kooloompai give me your eyes.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38352999482http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38352999482Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:40:19 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatsuggghhhh“Always the bride, never the bridesmaid.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38346691618http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38346691618Wed, 19 Dec 2012 17:21:07 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatsbridebridesmaid“Inspirational quotes make me gouge my eyes out with napkins.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38181037920http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38181037920Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:37:45 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatsnapkininspirational quotes“You know how bears shove grass and bear poop up their butts? That’s what I want to do to my nose right now. #dealwithitbitch”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38180891900http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38180891900Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:35:53 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatshibernationgrassbear poopbearbearshe actually said hashtag“I peepeed my pants from my nose.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38179336354http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/38179336354Mon, 17 Dec 2012 15:15:45 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatspeepeepeepantssnotso utterly gross“How great would it be if you could sew cats together and make a blanket?”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/37889826523http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/37889826523Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:57:07 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatsactually catsblanketim really scared“Earlier I was on the ground writhing towards Rebecca. Like a penis-worm.”http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/37619086919http://shitmyboyfrienddeclares.tumblr.com/post/37619086919Sun, 09 Dec 2012 21:10:47 -0800shit my boyfriend saysboyfriendcatspenispenis-wormwrithingi cannot picture this dear god